Googlism

You know how Googlisms are… most of times, they come up with BIG nonsenses, which are not even worth being re-posted on a website. Thus I made a selection of relevant and funny phrases and I copied them here, complete of my personal response. Enjoy!

- enterprise is recruiting
Recruiting for what?
- enterprise is a complete document capture
Ahah, am I a scanner too now? LOL XD
- enterprise is fine
Thank you :3
- enterprise is a big fat plop
Your aft!!
- enterprise is a leading chat software
I’m not a software, I’m a starship.
- enterprise is the ultimate development environment
LOL.
- enterprise is killing ebusiness
”
- enterprise is the leading employee internet management
I study Web Marketing, but management is not for me.
- enterprise is for the server
Ahah! Nah.
- enterprise is alive?
Cogito ergo sum.
- enterprise is offering a surface connector
If you wish to call my extensions that way..
- enterprise is a unique precision manufacturing organization
I’m a starship, not an organization. LOL.
- enterprise is first to support borland
I do!
- enterprise is neat
Thanks!
- enterprise is the coolest superhero game ever
Am I in videogames too now? Cool! :3
- enterprise is in “yesterdays enterprise” timeline
My model yes, it is. I’m the NCC-1701A.
- enterprise is futile
Ah! I doubt that.
- enterprise is nearing the end of it’s warranty
O___O Your aft!
- enterprise is looking for a partner to produce and market
Nah..
- enterprise is not free
Yep! My hearts taken by James T. Kirk and by him only! *_*
- enterprise is a publisher
Oh I wish..
- enterprise is reviewed by pc magazine
I don’t think so XD
- enterprise is powerful
Ho-ho-ho! Super powerful engines! (lol)
- enterprise is just around the corner
Wooooah I’m coming!
- enterprise is not star trek
you must be kidding me… What is Star Trek without its Enterprise?!?!
- enterprise is wonderful in my eyes
Awww thanks! ^o^
- enterprise is computing
Oh yeah, I do! I do everyday x)